Media Gore

I love it when politicians make public asses of themselves. Here's one of my favorite offenders -- Al Gore -- keeping it real in the hood:

Let's all take a moment to ponder the fact that THIS man was less than 600 votes from being the leader of the free world. Now his schedule busy with his speaking engagements (touting global warming) and keep his son (who bears a striking resemblance to Corky from "Life Goes On") from hauling drugs and booze around in his Prius hybrid.

Amuricka, we are in bit of mess. Our former second-in-command is now a member of Bone Thugz in Harmony.

Just think -- he almost won the presidency of the United States of America! But we went with the alternative and we are now paying $6 a gallon for gasoline. Do you know how much it infuriates me that Pres. Bush has made even THINK of alternatives when THIS is what we could have ended up with.

I think I speak for us all when I say: GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Now excuse me while go pour myself a gin-and-juice.